Super Bowl Bound

Been a while since I've done a football post. Many of my readers may not realize it, but I'm a Bears fan. I've sat through many, many shitty seasons waiting for this Sunday.

First things first, Chris Harris (safety for the Bears) is a scumbag. Don't make promises if you don't plan on keeping them, especially to a season ticket holder. It's fine if you forgot the promise, but when you see the tape again, pony up the cash. I hope the Bears flush you after the super bowl.

I think my Bears will pull it off. Like they say, "offense wins games, defense wins championships." If nothing else, I think it will be a great game and the Bears will cover the spread. If you're betting on the game, take the Bears and the points. They've only lost twice this year by more than 7, and once was in a meaningless week 17 game.

Jerry Angelo, if you stumble on this blog, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I know you had your doubters, but you've led us to the promised land. Now resign Lovie Smith and Lance Briggs to 10 year deals.

UPDATE:

This is hilarious if you want to look at it during the game. Which Rex Grossman will show up?