Idiot of the Week

Since I spent the last couple of days updating to the new Blogger template, Idiot of the Week is going to be put on temporary hiatus. Fear not, loyal readers, not the sort of hiatus that Studio 60 just went on (which, whether they admit it or not, is permanent), but just until I can work out all the kinks again.

In lieu of the regular piece, here's some tidbits from the news:

• Federline visits Britney in rehab
• Film producers discover Christ's tomb, body, and son
• The Jackson Five might reunite, tour
• PETA wants the NFL to suspend a player for killing a dog

Be sure to tune in tomorrow--I've joined a group called the gasbags. They're right up my alley--each week, one of us writes a Sunday review about a steaming pile of crap that you shouldn't waste your time or money on.

Who says I don't do public service announcements?

Update: I took my friend Jaek's advice and threw my hat in the ring at 451 Press. He made it sound like something you just sign up for, but they actually require an application to be associated with them. Just to be funny, one of the writing samples I sent them was about poo. Think I'll get the gig?