In lieu of the regular piece, here's some tidbits from the news:
- Federline visits Britney in rehab
- Film producers discover Christ's tomb, body, and son
- The Jackson Five might reunite, tour
- PETA wants the NFL to suspend a player for killing a dog
Who says I don't do public service announcements?
Update: I took my friend Jaek's advice and threw my hat in the ring at 451 Press. He made it sound like something you just sign up for, but they actually require an application to be associated with them. Just to be funny, one of the writing samples I sent them was about poo. Think I'll get the gig?