I usually don't post twice in a day, but this is too dumb to pass up. All I could think about was Tom from Office Space's "Jump to Conclusions" mat when reading this website. Go on, check it out, or better, become one of the many idiots who will all jump at the same time later this week in efforts to change Earth's orbit. You read that correctly: I said CHANGE EARTH'S ORBIT.
Special thanks to Shirley the Great for bringing this idiocy to my attention. Everyone knows how much I adore stupid people. I wish they'd send me money.
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