Monday, August 28, 2006

Quick Hits

This is a series of one-liners about what's going on, what's funny, and what's interesting in my life right now.

  1. GM is bringing back the Camaro. Mullets will follow suit.

  2. Albert Belle is still crazy after all these years.

  3. I'm going to rock the Fantasy Football house this year. Palmer, Gates, Jackson, S Smith, C Williams, and A Johnson in a 12-team league.

  4. Pluto was demoted. In other news, the loveable Disney character will be renamed 'Neptune.' (not really, but there were a lot of kids that were crushed by Pluto's--the planet--demise).

  5. Our president is still terrible.


yellowdog granny said...

noononononoooooo he is not terrible he sucks, bites and blows..

Anonymous said...

I see you thumbed through the latest issue of Esquire.

I think the new Camaro looks sweet and I hate American cars.

Nicole said...

mullets are the most unsexiest do's there could possibly be...just my opinion!!!

Anomie-Atlanta said...

Not the Camaro!!! There are so many other cars the could resurrect...the DeLorian?

SUE said...

Discovery is handing out "I [heart] Pluto" buttons to kids (and all employees, natch) in an effort to save Pluto as a planet.