Friday, February 16, 2007

IDIOT WINNERS ANNOUNCED

Well, it was a photo finish, but Diaper Donning Lisa Novak has won with a score of 7 to 5. Unlike our presidential elections, here your vote really counts. You can view the results for yourself here.

That brings us to our week two contestants. I was disappointed that none of you who voted offered a future suggestion. Surely ONE of you read about a moron this week. Hopefully you'll step up this next week. Fortunately, I've selected a couple of idiots on my own.

As a Bears fan, I'm sorry to say this schmuck represents my peer group. Scott Wiese made a bet that if the Bears lost, he'd change his name to Peyton Manning. It seems like it would have been worse if he changed his name to Rex Grossman, but nonetheless, he's going through with it.

Now, for his opponent. I was tempted to go with Anna Nicole, who neglected to update her will, leaving her estate to her dead son. Then again, she was surely still grieving, and probably didn't see this coming (if I discover it was a suicide, you bet your ass she's the next contestant). I considered former NBA All-Star Tim Hardaway, for his derogatory remarks against homosexuals. I later decided it's his opinion, and he's entitled to it (even if it makes him look like a moron).

So I'd like to introduce you to Lori Yeager. Lori lives in Wisconsin and has two children, ages 23 months, and ten years old. She thought it would be a good idea to leave them in the car while she went to get a tan for twenty minutes. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. It was 12 degrees outside.

So there you have it folks, Lori Yeager squares up against Scott "Peyton Manning" Wiese. Cast your votes in the lower left hand column.


4 comments:

Attila The Mom said...

Definitely Lori Yeager. Asshat. LOL

MsDemmie said...

Lori Yeager gets my vote too.

People in the Sun said...

That's a hard one... I guess it has to be Lori Yeager, if only because she justified it by saying "she was leaving on vacation and needed to tan."

Something tells me that even without our suggestions these people will continue to present themselves to you week after week.

Tisha! said...

lori, lori, lori - we need a license to drive but not to become a parent!?