Dear Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Gods:
If you would like for me to never, ever, under any circumstance, eat your product again, by all means, listen to PETA.
Your Humble Patron,
Benjamin C. McKnight
Nice for the Pond, But Not the Fish
8 hours ago
3 comments:
I have heard about this...never..never..never.
Where do I sign up to donate?
OMG's Noooooooooooo! WTF! Human breast milk. What the hell is next?
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