Dear Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Gods:
If you would like for me to never, ever, under any circumstance, eat your product again, by all means, listen to PETA.
Your Humble Patron,
Benjamin C. McKnight
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25 minutes ago
“If you are a dreamer, come in. If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, a hoper, a prayer, a magic-bean-buyer. If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire, for we have some flax-golden tales to spin. Come in! Come in!”
-Shel Silverstein
3 comments:
I have heard about this...never..never..never.
Where do I sign up to donate?
OMG's Noooooooooooo! WTF! Human breast milk. What the hell is next?
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